Behold the cuteness of my children.
Normally I'm not a huge fan of the school pictures.
This year, they were stinkin cute.
My children have forgotten how to speak.
At least at normal decibels.
They prefer to shout everything.
Just to be sure they are heard.
A recent conversation on the way to school:
Will: Mom, is Santa real?
Me: What do you think?
Will: Yep, definitely real. I saw him once! Mom, why did God make reindeer fly?
Me: Why do you think?
Will: So that they could pull Santa's sleigh. Mom, why did God make Rudolph's nose red?
Me: Why do you think? (Sensing a pattern?...my little tactic for answering questions that I don't want to answer directly. This way the kiddos can never claim that I outwardly lied to them. That's good parenting right there.)
Will: Mom, it's so that he can light the way for Santa's sleigh! You didn't even know that!
(Silly me.)
David: Ahhhh, there's a kidnapper!!
Me: David, I'm pretty sure that's just a normal man walking down the street in a hoodie.
David: Nope Mom, he's definitely a robber or a boogalar.
Me: Or... he's just a nice man that's cold and put on his hood. But you bring up a good point. You never know who the bad guys are, so you always have to be careful.
David: Nope Mom, I can tell, that's for sure a boogalar!
Nora: (singing at the top of her lungs in full vibrato)...Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away. This year... (stopping suddenly) Mom, don't you just love that song??
Me: Well, it's quite possibly the stupidest Christmas song ever written...but when you sing it Nora, it's pure magic.
Nora: I know! It's so beautiful!!
Me: It's like a dream come true.
Nora: This year to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special, special...Last Christmas I gave you my heart...
David: Do you think that boogalar is going to our apartment??
Will:
He better not take the Wii or I will be SO mad!
At this point I'm thinking that I may literally be going deaf in my right ear. For the love, can we just get to school already so that I can have my 2.75 hours of quiet time??
Me: (pulling up to the drop off zone) Okay doodles, we're here. Be good in school okay. David- listen to Mrs. Taylor and sit still on the carpet. Will- let me wipe the jam off your face. Nora- don't forget your backpack. Okay guys, I'll see you in a few hours.
Will: Okay Mom, have a good day!
Nora: I love you Mom!
David: Okay Mom, have a great time without us! (Running halfway to the line and then running back)...I love you so much Mom!!
Well okay then....forgiven.